Umm, so we're not moving anywhere. We're staying put. Right here. I was about to make a big fancy shift to wordpress again but wait do you really care about this stuff? As long as you get to read my blog, it's fine.
The title of this post didn't just happen to come to my mind out of the blue. Let's just assume my co-workers aren't reading this but I used to have the Namechk page open in the background at work. Well, I was trying to coin a nice term for all the nonsense that I write here so that I can brand some sense out of it. Turns out there are even bigger evil geniuses out there who thought of all the
good awkward names for their rants. I tried "Buttmunch" as well and it turns out to be taken by some Insurance company. Talk about the after effects of calling someone that eh?
Yeah, that's one disgusting Meme face and so is the word Buttmunch. Anywhoo, what
amazed me rather pissed me off during this search was that all the clever domains were registered with one or two posts on a heartbreak or how to tie a shoe lace. Speaking of the "How To" trend - have you ever tried to notice how it's taking over the internet? Try how to in Google and you'll know what I'm talking about. Apparently, you can score well with How To's everywhere. Try "How to get your aunt to shut up by distracting her with a playboy" and I bet that'll get hits too. Ignore the topic and it has nothing to do with my life. And if you've really done it, then I hope it worked. I truly do. Coming back to the point, I tried going the other way. As you all know that I'm the queen of negativity, I was thinking more on the lines of 'How NOT to' articles. Things like 'How NOT to get fired or get caught while you're reading FML at work'. Trust me you need to read FML at work. Thud! I could literally hear someone stealing my thoughts..oh wait! People are writing on that as well.
So, how are you guys doing? I know that's an awkward question but I was going through some of my readers who posted comments on the blog before and most of them are not on Blogger anymore. That made me sad. I think I killed 'em with my inactivity.