The peephole of dreams

keep me alive, keep me sane
'cause this feeling isn't mundane

call me crazy. maybe, i'm lost!
but have you felt the sweetness of pain?

looking through the glass to see if you're here
an apparent vision, and then you disappear

let me break the rules of your silly game
hide and seek, if i recall, is the name

as i peep, into the maw of sweet dreams
nothing but hope, and hope is all that beams

keep me alive, keep me sane
'cause this feeling isn't mundane

A call that went crazy

Mr. K : Hello
Store : Hello, Sir. How can I help you?
Mr. K : I had a small complaint. The rice that you delivered to me this afternoon were full of bugs. Now, I paid a lot of money for this and..
Store : Please hold on, Sir. We'll connect you to our sales department.
Mr. K : How would that help?
Sales Department : Hello, Sir. How can I help you?
Mr. K : Your store delivered a pack of rice filled with bugs. I need a replacement right now because I paid a lot of..
Sales Department : Just a minute, Sir. We'll connect you to our renewal department.
Mr. K : Look, I don't need replacement. I just want my money back!
Renewal Department : Yes, Sir. How can I help you?
Mr. K : Give me my money!
Renewal Department : Sir, our financial department handles that. I'll patch you through..
Financial Department : How may I help you?
Mr. K : I need my money back. * yells *
Financial Department : What's the matter, Sir?
Mr. K : You gave me bugs in my rice!
Financial Department : I'll connect you to the food department.
Mr. K : How many departments do you have?
Food Department : Yes, Sir?
Mr. K : Bugs in Rice! Give me my money.
Food Department : Sir, our financial department handles the money affairs. I'll connect you..
Mr. K : Your financial department connected me to you, hoping you can solve my problem.
Food Department : Sir, please calm down. I'll connect you to our Manager.
Mr. K : * almost nears frustration *
Manager : Yes, Sir. How can I help you?
Mr. K : I've got money in my rice. I need my bugs back!
Manager : Excuse me?
Mr. K: * hangs up the phone and goes fishing *

He found the diary..

their friendship was green
their friendship was blue
the love in their hearts was genuinely true

a secret it was, for a long time indeed
the bird was confused of how to proceed

they danced to the tunes, to the proms, to the bands
with a smile on his face, and lust on his hands

years numbered four, but he wanted more
the three words of life wasn't said before

the fear! the fear! that wiped him with a smear
''no'' is the word which he couldn't afford to hear

the time had come for her to leave
a new life, a new degree of tortured-eve

vincent : did you see julia?
julia's friend : no, but she gave your locker keys back. she wanted some stuff which she kept there.
vincent : thanks. if you see her, will you tell her that i was looking for her?
julia's friend : don't you know? she's leaving the country.
vicent : WHAT?!
julia's friend : yes, she's leaving in a few hours. she got admission to another university..

a diary of eyeses and sentiments so deep
a gift in his locker, which she had to keep

he found the diary and turned to the first page

Entry # i met this great guy called vincent. he's sweet and has a killer smile..

*turns a few more pages *
Entry # today, vincent asked me to be his prom date. i couldn't be more excited..

*keeps turning*
Entry # i think i'm in love with vincent. should i tell him? what if he doesn't feel the same way..

*crushed, and with tears in his eyes..tries to turn some more pages*
Entry # vincent danced with me all evening. it's the best day of my life..

*turns to the last page*
Last entry # vincent, you are my first and last love. :)

he crunched the last page, and held the diary close to him.

Mood : Numb

The wicked computer.

This happened last year when I was giving my TOEFL exam. I was at the exam centre trying to get acquainted with the setup.Before the exam began,the computer asked me to put on my headphones : you know to test whether the mic was working fine.

Computer : Describe your city in a few words.

Me : I live in Dubai. It's a beautiful city filled with..

Computer : Your microphone test was unsuccessful. Please try again!

Me : I live in Dubai. I love the city for its uniqueness and..

Computer : Your microphone test was unsuccessful. Please try again!

Me : I hate Dubai. It's a stupid city with stupid people..

Computer : Your microphone test was successful. You may proceed with the test now.

Masquerading on the internet

We've all been there. Or, was it just me?

Assuming the person you're talking to is really really dashing or is of the opposite gender always helps. It's just the way it is. Posing as someone very sexy has a different level of fun.

Everybody lies. I was 13 when I entered those msn chatrooms. Had to pretty much level up with those 18 year old girls because I said I was so.

Don't ask me what happened when they wanted to voice chat with me.
We come online to have some fun and get brutally hurt instead. Some people take that crap too seriously.

I knew a freak who even created a script to boot a guy every time he logged in just because he asked him to buzz off. No, not me. I wasn't that jobless :|