Alright, first of all, I know all of you are busy making plans for the night. The night where time ends for 2009 and 2010 jumps in. If anyone's sad out there, hope this helps. I had no holidays for christmas and neither am I getting any for new years' eve. Did that lighten up your mood a bit? Of course, it's a different thing that I've bunked to get some holidays myself but that's my problem. :|
Here are a few things which I plan to do in 2010.
To do list:
- Feed the birds.
- Feed the rival birds.
- Learn to play guitar and then forget all about it.
- Brag about being a pro guitarist. Who's coming to see anyway?
- Plan to meet people all around the globe and then ditch them by giving the "last minute change of plans" excuse.
- Make new boyfriends and then forget about them.
- Learn break dancing and break the master's leg.
- Try to become a reader. Pick a book and never remember to have borrowed it from the library. Make my friends pay the dues.
- Call up everyone on my phone book and make them go mad. I haven't called them in two years.
- Learn some new dishes and impress my father.
- Adopt a raccoon, meerkat, grinch and a cub. Leave the choice to them as to who wants to be adopted by me.
- Get a job. Who am I kidding? Try to get a job.
- Click some pathetic ugly looking matrimonial photos.
- Reject every guy who sends in their applications by sending them scary drunk stories.
- Write a song and sing it.
- Send out spams and viruses to my close ones. Look out!
- Make a list of resolutions and never executing it.
- Scratching all of this right away after I'm done.
Not to do list:
- Make fun of a guy's size [face, hands, legs, erm anything]
- Feed a cat and then expect the creature to be nice.
- Bark at a dog.
- Flirt with an arab.
- Flirt in general.
- Breaking someone's heart and then not caring about it.
- Be nice to everyone. It's hazardous for me.
- Promising something.
- Ask my mother about how I was born.
- Ask my father about his married life.
- Ask my parents about their lost boyfriends/girlfriends.
- Fight with my loved ones.
- Avoiding people.
- Sing loudly in public areas.
- Avoid being sarcastic? Nah, I can't do that.
- Tell someone I love them. No, not you! Alright, maybe you. :|
- Draw something and sticking it on someone's back.
- Make fun of my professor's wife.
- Buying cookies and not paying for it. That was a bad day. :(
- Giving away free chocolates.
- Stealing candies from a kid who doesn't know to stop crying.
- Stealing in general. Paper, pencil, the guy's nicotine patch etc.
- Take this list seriously.
I'll be evil the next year. B-) What about you?
