Tasks to be done.

Alright, first of all, I know all of you are busy making plans for the night. The night where time ends for 2009 and 2010 jumps in. If anyone's sad out there, hope this helps. I had no holidays for christmas and neither am I getting any for new years' eve. Did that lighten up your mood a bit? Of course, it's a different thing that I've bunked to get some holidays myself but that's my problem. :|

Here are a few things which I plan to do in 2010.

To do list:

  • Feed the birds.

  • Feed the rival birds.

  • Learn to play guitar and then forget all about it.

  • Brag about being a pro guitarist. Who's coming to see anyway?

  • Plan to meet people all around the globe and then ditch them by giving the "last minute change of plans" excuse.

  • Make new boyfriends and then forget about them.

  • Learn break dancing and break the master's leg.

  • Try to become a reader. Pick a book and never remember to have borrowed it from the library. Make my friends pay the dues.

  • Call up everyone on my phone book and make them go mad. I haven't called them in two years.

  • Learn some new dishes and impress my father.

  • Adopt a raccoon, meerkat, grinch and a cub. Leave the choice to them as to who wants to be adopted by me.

  • Get a job. Who am I kidding? Try to get a job.

  • Click some pathetic ugly looking matrimonial photos.

  • Reject every guy who sends in their applications by sending them scary drunk stories.

  • Write a song and sing it.

  • Send out spams and viruses to my close ones. Look out!

  • Make a list of resolutions and never executing it.

  • Scratching all of this right away after I'm done.

Not to do list:

  • Make fun of a guy's size [face, hands, legs, erm anything]

  • Feed a cat and then expect the creature to be nice.

  • Bark at a dog.

  • Flirt with an arab.

  • Flirt in general.

  • Breaking someone's heart and then not caring about it.

  • Be nice to everyone. It's hazardous for me.

  • Promising something.

  • Ask my mother about how I was born.

  • Ask my father about his married life.

  • Ask my parents about their lost boyfriends/girlfriends.

  • Fight with my loved ones.

  • Avoiding people.

  • Sing loudly in public areas.

  • Avoid being sarcastic? Nah, I can't do that.

  • Tell someone I love them. No, not you! Alright, maybe you. :|

  • Draw something and sticking it on someone's back.

  • Make fun of my professor's wife.

  • Buying cookies and not paying for it. That was a bad day. :(

  • Giving away free chocolates.

  • Stealing candies from a kid who doesn't know to stop crying.

  • Stealing in general. Paper, pencil, the guy's nicotine patch etc.

  • Take this list seriously.

I'll be evil the next year. B-) What about you?